Lin Shiyao
marine
LEVEL 1 petty officer[M:0:0:]
Posts: 1
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Post by Lin Shiyao on Feb 22, 2012 18:30:49 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, to save money, all those genies were stuffed in one lamp. Now none of them can wriggle their way out to grant your wishes, or even do anything else, really.
I wish the person who posts after me will corrupt this wish.
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Soa Ryujo
civilian
LEVEL 1 swordsman[M:0:0:]
Sheep.
Posts: 19
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Post by Soa Ryujo on Feb 23, 2012 0:52:24 GMT -5
err..... granted... then you shat rainbows until you died. I wish term 1 of uni will be awesome
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Post by Victoria of Illusia on Feb 23, 2012 3:10:45 GMT -5
Granted, but on the second term you get a psycho girlfriend. That refuses to have sex until married. \o/
I WISH THAT I COULD SHIT RAINBOW FIRE NAPALM AT WILL.
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Post by CAIN VERETICUS on Feb 23, 2012 9:40:56 GMT -5
Granted, but you get diagnosed with a rectum cancer the moment you gain the ability, and will forever be in pain.
I wish that lightning bolt at the top would stop messing with the top posts. D:
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James Ulixes
marine
LEVEL 1 petty officer[M:0:0:]
The Brit.
Posts: 0
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Post by James Ulixes on Feb 23, 2012 9:48:08 GMT -5
Granted. Now it messes with your life. Every time you leave your house you will be struck by lightning, as will your friends and family. Eventually, you and everyone you know will end as nothing more than charred corpses.
I wish for more wishes.
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Post by Victoria of Illusia on Feb 23, 2012 15:02:38 GMT -5
Granted. But uhh, your dog dies... or something. qq
I wish that Misa Campo, Megan Fox and Kirara Asuka went to my house and had a blowjob competition, on me.
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