TUTTI FRUITTI ON RUTTI | Kidd Florentine

[Soa Ryujo]

[atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width:460px; padding-bottom:30px; padding-right:10px; padding-left:10px; padding-top:30px;][STYLE=width:90px; height:90px; float:right; border:8px solid #6F6A81; margin-right:8px; border-radius:100px; background-image:url(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3285/soadp2.png)] [/style][STYLE=font-family:georgia; font-size:29px; line-height:20px; letter-spacing:-2px; border-bottom:1px solid #888888; width:350px; margin-left:13px; margin-top:30px; color:#6F6A81]just keep chasing pavements[/style][STYLE=font-family:arial; font-size:12px; line-height:10px; letter-spacing:-1px; width:330px; margin-left:13px; text-align:justify] 'Mmmmmm...' Snuggling cutely against her mini-Gimbo-lookalike-teddy bear in bed, Soa tries to remember what her dream was about. It was definitely something sweet and happy as Soa is in a wonderful mood this morning. The sun is starting to shine through the furry tent Soa built with materials she's brought over from Torino Kingdom in her massive backpack- some elephant tusks, a few layers of giant saber-tooth tiger fur, you know, the usual. - FLASHBACK START - After arriving in Loguetown, the sailors made Soa two soft toys as gifts for her company. Leaving quickly to their business, Soa is once again alone in this vast town. Not knowing what to do with the local residents and still unfamiliar with socialization, Soa decides to start slow, setting up camp in a relatively peaceful nearby forest area. - FLASHBACK END - Pulling over her mini-Shelly-lookalike-teddy bear from the side and putting two together, Soa tries to fall back into her lovely dream once again. The birds from the forest have started to chirp, and flowers opening to attract the variety of wildlife that's nearby. Peace and quiet, what serenity! Nothing was about to ruin the day for Soa! [/style][STYLE=font-family:arial; font-size:15px; line-height:14px; color:#6F6A81; letter-spacing:-2px; border-top:1px solid #888888; width:330px; margin-left:13px; text-transform:uppercase; margin-top:4px]template by oxymoron of back to neverland[/style]

[kidd florentine]

[atrb=width,500px][atrb=border,0px,true][atrb=vAlign,top][STYLE=border-right: 120px solid #3b4e54; text-align: justify; padding: 0px 10px 20px 0px;font-size: 10px] the way of the living sword. So there he was! Minding his own business, having stolen a pocketful of beri from some random mook with a funny looking beard, looking to spend it all on some brothel for the night. With his spirits high and relatively filled belly from having bought himself a massive dinosaur steak, he was off to outlet his sexual frustration at a really posh place, where they served metaphorical candy, and literal candy if you wanted. But then, some random blue object shot right past him, as if time had faded into slow motion, Kidd's head slowly turned and saw a shiny blue butterfly fluttering past him. His nostrils flared, his eyes popped up, suddenly alit with the fire of catching this damn thing. It was not easy, catching a butterfly, one would think otherwise. They were lithe creatures with vibrant patterns on their back, seeking to pollinate flowers and collect nectar. This particular one was currently attempting to avoid being crushed into the palm of Kidd's hand instead of pollinating, and it had ventured quite a ways into the forest. A forest in which Kidd had never explored before. Loguetown was a populated and mainly city created island, there were few forest patches, some sand, some beach, but mainly it was a commercial town. Those who chose to live outside of the city were natives, wild animals, or simply campers. At any rate, diving deep into a forest of wildflowers and relatively peaceful environs. And it just so happened the butterfly had flown into the hut, attempting to hide it's exhausted and frail body from Kidd's insistent attempts to catch it. Well, not this time you damn butterfly! Kidd charged directly into the tent, completely oblivious to the surroundings when suddenly Kidd yelled jumping up and smacking his head against an elephant tusk. "UWAH!" He yelped, rubbing his head, and losing his balance in the process. Desperately flailing his arms to regain his balance, he attempted to grab somethi--oh wait this is a tent. SMACK! "Uuuuu..." What he landed on however, was not the feeling of cold hard ground, nor grass or dirt. Instead, it was warm, soft and smooth. Like the feeling of-- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES. "UMMWGH!" He muffled through the boobage. He didn't get a clear look at the woman he had faceboob'd into, but then again, he liked the feeling. Just a little longer! At least, before his head gets smacked... [/style][STYLE=float: left; width: 380;border: 3px solid #3b4e54;width: 100px; height: 100px;][/style][STYLE=float: left;width: 250px;padding-left: 10px;font-size: 10px]Notes: tldr; bust into hut and screaming occurs. lolol Word count: --- Tagged: sheep template by pianissimo of btn[/style][STYLE=color: #3b4e54; font-family: georgia; font-size: 40px; letter-spacing: -5;line-height: 23px;margin-right: 5px;float: right;width: 120px;text-align: right;]one with heaven and earth.[/style]

[Soa Ryujo]

[atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width:460px; padding-bottom:30px; padding-right:10px; padding-left:10px; padding-top:30px;][STYLE=width:90px; height:90px; float:right; border:8px solid #6F6A81; margin-right:8px; border-radius:100px; background-image:url(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3285/soadp2.png)] [/style][STYLE=font-family:georgia; font-size:29px; line-height:20px; letter-spacing:-2px; border-bottom:1px solid #888888; width:350px; margin-left:13px; margin-top:30px; color:#6F6A81]just keep chasing pavements[/style][STYLE=font-family:arial; font-size:12px; line-height:10px; letter-spacing:-1px; width:330px; margin-left:13px; text-align:justify] Shelly the giant cloud-riding seaturtle! Floating ontop of a rainbow Soa's created by sprinkling magic dust below, Shelly carries Soa on her back as she suddenly plunges down into a vertical dive like a rollercoaster! This is when Gimbo suddenly enters the scene replacing the sun- 'Soa....' she says in a heavenly voice, '...beware of flying coconuts...' Averting her gaze at the Gimbo-sun due to its brightness, Soa continues down in her vertical drop. As the speed picks up faster and faster and a tropical island start to come into view, a flash of grey zooms pass Soa, and then another, and soon the whole sky is filled with them! Coconuts?! Detecting Soa's high speed intrusion into private air space, the island has activated its self-defense mechanisms causing every coconut tree on it to fire away their fruits like catapults! BAM! A giant coconut smashes itself right into Soa's chest, sending her flying off Shelly's back and into free fall, at the same time firing off her pain receptors around the area. Wait a second... pain? Quickly realising the irregularity of the situation, Soa snaps back into reality from her somewhat avant-garde dream. Attempting to lift herself up from the floor where she was sleeping on, Soa is pulled back down a heavy weight... 'UMMWGH!' A never-before-heard sound. Finally opening her eyes to see what the devil's happening, Soa finds a strange guy ontop of her, and his slightly flushed face mushing itself against Soa's bre- 'W-w-w-w-waaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' Soa immediately blasts the stranger with a largest lungful of air she's ever exhaled! WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHO IS THIS GUY AND WHY'S HE ONTOP OF HER?! As if bombarded by a shotgun shell of embarrassment, Soa turns bright red, leading to an extra-powerful reflexive slap sweeping pass the air at sonic speed towards the stranger's face. [/style][STYLE=font-family:arial; font-size:15px; line-height:14px; color:#6F6A81; letter-spacing:-2px; border-top:1px solid #888888; width:330px; margin-left:13px; text-transform:uppercase; margin-top:4px]template by oxymoron of back to neverland[/style]

[kidd florentine]

[atrb=width,500px][atrb=border,0px,true][atrb=vAlign,top][STYLE=border-right: 120px solid #3b4e54; text-align: justify; padding: 0px 10px 20px 0px;font-size: 10px] the way of the living sword. With his head laid between the lady's half naked body, directly between her breasts, Kidd had a new dilemma to face. He couldn't breathe while he was face down in her cleavage. What was he to do?! On one hand, he really liked the feeling of soft round mounds between his cheekbones, on the other hand, he was probably going to die at that point. So, without further adieu, Kidd reluctantly lifted his chin up, so that his chin pointed between her chest, and he looked directly at her face. He blinked for a few moments. "ooooo..." First thing he noticed, she was really pretty. In a very tribal and peaceful sort of way. She looked so at peace, as if there was nothing in the world that would be able to ruin her day. Kidd sniggered, "AUGH!" He said, while stil haveing his face between her boobage. And he watched as her eyes slowly flickered open. 'W-w-w-w-waaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' Why was she screaming?! It was really loud! She shouldn't do things but maybe it was a game that they were playing! Mimicking her facial expression and her tone, Kidd also began to yell. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" He exclaimed in terror and shock. And then without even realizing it. Something hit him, really really hard. It took him a while to feel it, but he was suddenly struck in the face, and the next moment he flew out of the tent, and slammed directly into a large tree trunk. "Uuuuuu..." It hurt, owwww! Kidd slumped onto the floor after directly leaving a crater on the tree, someone should technically ask him if he should be alive right now. But the only thing on his mind was how big of a bruise his head was going to get from this. "Uuuuuu..." He began to sniff, his lips began to quiver, his nose started to run, his eyes began to enlarge from tears that were about to drop. She didn't have to be that mean! Why would she smack him so hard that it left a red handprint on his cheek? "UUUUUuuuuu..." He was going to cry, he was going to-- wait, what was that sound? Somewhere from behind the tree, a huge bear shadow became apparent. It did not like being disturbed. "WRRRRROAAAAAAR!" It uhh, roared. "UWAAAH!" Was Kidd's response, running directly back to the lady who had just smacked him so hard in the face that he flew twenty meters into a tree and cratered it, causing the aforementioned bear to become hostile. Using the excuse of being a scared little boy, he immediately hid behind the woman, but in reality he just wanted to smell her skin. Mmmmm. Nature-y. [/style][STYLE=float: left; width: 380;border: 3px solid #3b4e54;width: 100px; height: 100px;][/style][STYLE=float: left;width: 250px;padding-left: 10px;font-size: 10px]Notes: tldr; get smacked into tree, begin to cry, hears a new sound in the forest, bigass bear comes out Word count: --- Tagged: sheep template by pianissimo of btn[/style][STYLE=color: #3b4e54; font-family: georgia; font-size: 40px; letter-spacing: -5;line-height: 23px;margin-right: 5px;float: right;width: 120px;text-align: right;]one with heaven and earth.[/style]

[Soa Ryujo]

[atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width:460px; padding-bottom:30px; padding-right:10px; padding-left:10px; padding-top:30px;][STYLE=width:90px; height:90px; float:right; border:8px solid #6F6A81; margin-right:8px; border-radius:100px; background-image:url(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3285/soadp2.png)] [/style][STYLE=font-family:georgia; font-size:29px; line-height:20px; letter-spacing:-2px; border-bottom:1px solid #888888; width:350px; margin-left:13px; margin-top:30px; color:#6F6A81]just keep chasing pavements[/style][STYLE=font-family:arial; font-size:12px; line-height:10px; letter-spacing:-1px; width:330px; margin-left:13px; text-align:justify] HOLY-TOOTH-FAIRY-IN-A-JAR! It was too late, the slap sent the poor guy flying out in a blazing whirlwind, before crippling a big tree at his point of impact some distance away. Before even bothering to find out if he survived or not, Soa quickly puts on some clothes scattered on the floor as she is still in her underwear! Feeling violated for the first time in her life, Soa's mind is stuck in a mixer, completely scrambling her logic with little hope of recovery any time soon. The dust from the crash outside starts to clear, revealing the guy, who's surprisingly still alive, to be on the floor slumping... and is he crying?! Soa's guilty conscious kicks in. Poor guy! She didn't actually mean to hit him that hard at all! Her hand just acted its own! She was just a little... ok VERY shocked, but still no reason to hit him so hard! Filling up her head with all the different ways she should apologize, Soa hides in her tent while peeking out to observe the guy through a little opening she's created simply by shifting the fur-curtain-door to the side. 'WRRRRROAAAAAAR!' 'UWAAAH!' What in the blazes is he doing?! That childish act is equivalent of taunting the damn carnivore! The guy proceeds to sprinting back towards Soa's camp. EEEEHHH?! Why is he coming back?! Don't normal people tend to stay away from someone's who's capable of smashing you away?! It looked like nothing was going to stop him. Soa removes herself from the entrance to avoid another embarrassing collision. The guy runs around to hide behind her back like a scared little boy. Feeling a strange kind of sympathy mixed with a hint of responsibility for this strangely honest human, Soa steps up her big-sister-act. Exiting the tent and confronting the bear face the face, Soa proceeds to point her finger at the huge animal- 'You can't eat him! Orelse I'll be real mad!' Hesitating for a second due to surprise, the big animal quickly realises something is special with this human girl. The bear whimpers, dropping its head down to point at the floor, before putting its hands down onto the floor and lifting her back legs up into the air into a handstand! It was its way of saying sorry apparently... Soa has always had a way with animals. They just seem to naturally understand her! Unfortunately for her, humans seem to be the only ones that don't... Slightly saddened for a second or so by this thought, Soa returns to face the guy hiding behind her, only to notice the big red handprint on one side of his face. Flushing red AGAIN from just thinking about the embarrassing incident just a moment ago, Soa turns back to face the opposite direction to hide her face. 'W-w-w-what is... y-y-your... n-name?...' Soa turns back afterawhile. Although stuttering continuously, she finally broke the silence. This is Soa's first one-on-one social interaction since arriving here in Loguetown! At this rate, this isn't going to go anywhere with her shyness preventing her from doing anything! Soa is not about to let this opportunity go to waste. She closes her eyes for a few second and took a few deep breaths to quickly erase her worries, and then putting on a big beautiful smile as she cheerfully said- 'I'm Soa!' [/style][STYLE=font-family:arial; font-size:15px; line-height:14px; color:#6F6A81; letter-spacing:-2px; border-top:1px solid #888888; width:330px; margin-left:13px; text-transform:uppercase; margin-top:4px]template by oxymoron of back to neverland[/style]

[kidd florentine]

[atrb=width,500px][atrb=border,0px,true][atrb=vAlign,top][STYLE=border-right: 120px solid #3b4e54; text-align: justify; padding: 0px 10px 20px 0px;font-size: 10px] the way of the living sword. So the first thing he did to Soa upon hiding behind her back was snubbing his nose on her shoulder and inhaling. Dirt, grass, flowers, this woman smelled like she had never been in a proper town before. But that was okay! Kidd liked the nature too! Oh wait there's a bear about to attack the both of them, maybe he should do something about it... But before he could, the woman who had slapped him really hard in the face stood up for him and with some magical means or other, stopped the bear in his tracks and made it become quiet. "Uwoh..." She seemed to have a natural affinity to communication to animals, Kidd walked up to the bear with curious eyes, staring up close. "Ooooo." He poked it several times with a finger, it seemed that it had gone completely docile. Interesting! 'W-w-w-what is... y-y-your... n-name?..." "Augh?" He pointed to himself. Since she seemed to be able to understand animals perfectly, maybe she could understand him even though he couldn't specifically talk in language! "AUGH!" My name is Kidd Florentine! You're really pretty! Was what he said in non-vocals. She was pretty not in the umm, big boobied, nice curves way. There was something different about her. Something he couldn't quite put his finger on or could he? 'I'm Soa!' She said, and she grinned with a wolfish gleam to herappearance. "UWAH!" Kidd exclaimed, meaning 'I'm going to punch this bear in the face!' And then he punched the bear in the face. Really, really hard. And then the ear fell nto the floor, unconscious. "Augh!" Meaning, I'm going to make lunch for us! [/style][STYLE=float: left; width: 380;border: 3px solid #3b4e54;width: 100px; height: 100px;][/style][STYLE=float: left;width: 250px;padding-left: 10px;font-size: 10px]Notes: tldr; AUGH! punch bear in face, about to make bear lunch. lolol. Word count: --- Tagged: sheep template by pianissimo of btn[/style][STYLE=color: #3b4e54; font-family: georgia; font-size: 40px; letter-spacing: -5;line-height: 23px;margin-right: 5px;float: right;width: 120px;text-align: right;]one with heaven and earth.[/style]